Gutfeld: MLB moving All-Star Game to Denver makes them feel good, but hurts those they insist on helping

Once the media decided the us-regions was evil by demanding the same steps to vote that you need to perform to get a library card, what did mlb” target=”_blank”>Major League Baseball do<

Perhaps it’s not about the ID at all, but using this story to redefine once again what racism is, and it’s everything except being a Democrat, the party of Jim Crow, the KKK and slavery.

I’m just curious: Who doesn’t have an ID? And if the person doesn’t have an ID, don’t you think voting isn’t really a primary concern, given that it’s impossible to rent an apartment, get a bank account or sign up for my new newsletter on the benefits of gold and silver? (You know, now has never been a better time.)

But just to show you how absurd this is, Colorado actually offers two fewer days of early voting than Georgia. The good news is that Stacey Abrams now claims she’s the governor of Colorado. We went to CNN for comment.

“This is the most racist panel I have ever been on–“

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“Racist, racist, White male, baseball, racist, disgusting racist.”

Does Don Lemon even show up anymore? Over at MSNBC, what does Brian Williams have to say about all this?

“I am the greatest professional baseball player that has ever lived. When I hit five home runs in Game 7 of the World Series, it didn’t feel nearly as magical as the time I hit seven home runs in game 5 of the NBA championship. And I was buck naked, riding a Clydesdale horse given to me by my good friend Barack Hussein Obama, if that is his real name.”

Meanwhile, more cowardly companies like United (who never ask for ID when you’re checking in) are jumping on the woke wagon claiming the Georgia bill is evil.

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So how do you deal with this new corporate woke-ism? A tiny band of activists have these companies terrified. So I say, why not egg it on? What about corporate reparations for diabetics from Coca-Cola? Their products have caused more sugar shock than movies on the Hallmark Channel.

As for Delta, why can’t Blacks fly for free or at a steep discount to make up for centuries of oppression. People say world travel is the best education. So Delta, are you against educating minority children? 

And what about you, MLB? Up until the 1960s, your league was whiter than an episode of “Friends.” Have you paid enough for your decades of segregation that kept amazing players like Satchel Paige and Josh Gibson out of your league? 

If it costs more than $200 for a family of four to watch a game, who has a harder time affording that minority families? It’s time for the Affordable Ticket Act, or ATA. If you don’t like your seat, you don’t have to keep your seat. It’s like affordable housing, but it takes place in luxury boxes. Who’s with me on this? Joe, what do you think?

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“Look, look, look. The important thing is, we’re going to play the game. This is the All-Star Game. This is the best players from every team. Reggie Jackson, Nolan Ryan, Kevin Costner. They’re all there, and I’m going to be watching. We’ve got to follow the rules. Come on, man. This is politics, all right? If we all do our part, we can all be watching the Super Bowl together on Labor Day. Memorial Day. One of the days.”

So to all you woke companies, if bogus claims of racism are now your All-Star players, maybe treat them like starting pitchers and give them a few days’ rest. 

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s monologue on the April 6, 2021 edition of “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”

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